Posted by: HAT | November 11, 2009

Fragment of Fulfillment

Garden gnome with sign reading Stop Oppressive Gardening

Happiness under the sign of suffering

In utopia, garden gnomes use their pointy red caps to mulch grass clippings and fall leaves, in a ratio of 500:1, and then disperse them around the bases of trees and along woodland tracks in the course of their lively nocturnal sports.

While they are not mowing, raking and mulching, humans occupy themselves with writing page after page of entertaining academic reflections, cooking tasty meals from scratch out of whole grains and vegetables with minimal fat and salt, and tickling their children.


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